Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
Tony: BFF
Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
Tony: BEST
Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
Tony: FRIENDS
Bruce: Tony-
Tony: FOREVER
Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.

→ 19/221

→ 19/221

(Source: yvonnedong)

OTP

OTP

(Source: conversationsinmarvel)

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

sweetlittlekitty:

REBLOGGED THIS A MILLION TIMES
WILL REBLOG A MILLION TIMES MORE

sweetlittlekitty:

REBLOGGED THIS A MILLION TIMES

WILL REBLOG A MILLION TIMES MORE

(Source: hoursago)

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it 

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

 crazy person